The New Year's Kiss - Donkey and Helmut find themselves in the sewer; Helmut gets motivated to make an honest attempt accomplish his life-long goal: kissing Zoe Day.
The Santa Land Cult - Short on cash for Christmas Gifts, Gina takes a job as an elf in Shallow Brook Mall's "Santa Land," where she finds the other elves are brainwashed cult members operating under a Total Bastard Santa.
The Roger's Xtreme Video - Inspired by shows such as MTV's "Jackass," Roger decides to do a show where he does incredibly idiotic stunts. (11.20.2000)
The Awakening - Continuing where The Pompatous of Donkey left off, Zoe Day awakens from her 11-year coma to find out that a lot less time has actually passed... (10.30.2000)
The Project THINGY - We follow Neal as he is recruited by the ultra top-secret agency, Project THINGY. (10.02.2000)
The Pompatous of Donkey/The End - The truth about Donkey acts as a catalyst for what could be the ultimate demise of When I Grow Up. (09.04.2000)
The
Gina loves Roger - Gina's feeling for Roger finally surface... but are they reciprocated? (08.28.2000)
The
High School Survival - Zoe and Gina offer helpful hints for high school students. (08.14.2000)
The
Reefer Madness - A whole week of ganja-related humor! (08.07.2000)
The
Ruprick and Cletus - Zoe Day snags an exclusive interview with sexually ambigious pop superstars Ruprick
and Cletus (two weeks)! (07.24.2000)
The
Wedding Invitation - Zoe and Gina go to the wedding of a former classmate they hated in the hopes that
she gained a bunch of weight. She didn't but it's, like, way worse (two weeks). (07.10.2000)
The
Gay Shirt - Epic, crowd-pleasing story of Roger's scheme of picking up girls by acting gay, gone, of course,
horribly awry (five weeks). (06.05.2000)
The
Circus - Zoe Day receives her most challenging assignment: Interviewing clowns at the circus (2 1/2 weeks). (05.15.2000)
The
Itchies - Neal copes with itchiness in the most awkward of areas. (05.08.2000)
The
Mullets of Doom - Roger has an encounter with a girl who sports the worst haircut in the whole world. (05.01.2000)
The
Hobo of Doom - Neal and Roger take in a hobo, who may or may not be a
direct descendant of The Creator. (04.24.2000)
The Naughty Gina - The beginning of an epic story involving Gina's self-discovery. It's
sorta broken into weeks, but this is the beginning. (03.06.2000)
The Candidate - Roger explores the idiotic world of presidential campaigns. (02.28.2000)
The Nose Job - In an attempt to get better ratings, Zoe's TV station makes her get a
nose job. Your votes picked the nose (or didn't)! (02.21.2000)
The Hard Water - Double entendres galore as Helmut taints the city's water supply with
"Viagra." (02.07.2000)
The Donkey Door - Continuing where "The Hard Water" left off, Roger and Neal take in
the orphaned Donkey. Another fave of mine. (02.14.2000)
The Waiting Up - Zoe explores corruption and health code violations in a crossover
with
Waiting for Bob!
Click
here to see that side.(01.31.2000)
The Firestarter - Zoe discovers her pyro-kinetic self. (01.24.2000)
The Chase - Zoe finds puppy love in Chase, a 30-something who still enthusiastically
celebrates his high-school football accomplishments. (01.17.2000)
The Identity Crisis - Neal copes with racial stereotypes. (01.10.2000)
The Cartooning Lessons for People That Oughta Know Better - People either love or
hate this. I (Jeffrey Rowland) give pointers on sucessful (?) cartooning. (01.03.2000)
